Be warned! The Steak Locator is a mercurial mistress! Look not too closely into the eye of the beholder!


Songs are great, but you can't eat songs. (Unless you're some kind of unholy, abstract, song-devouring spirit-creature.)

But assuming that you're just a regular old non-abstract, non-song-devouring human being, you're going to want to enjoy Double Steak Day with a couple of non-abstract, non-song-devouring steaks.

If you have a favorite steak place, go ahead and "steak" it out. If you need some suggestions, try our patented totally-cribbed-from-Yellowbook Steak-o-Locator 3000:

Or check out one of these storied steakeries...
  • La Bonne Soupe (NYC): site of the 1st DSx2 lunch
  • Uno Chicago Grill (Chain): site of the 1st DSx2 dinner
  • Outback Steakhouse (Chain): try the Melbourne!
  • Uncle Jack's (NYC): a great New York steak house
  • Your House (Chain): quality varies by franchise
    And for the vegetarians...
  • Chedd's Gourmet Grilled Cheese (Denver): yum