Want to buy stuff? Who are we to stand in your way?
 

 

What would a holiday be without useless crap you need to buy to feel like you matter? Well, we here at Double Steak Day HQ like to keep the focus on our meat, but we recognize that other celebrants might like some stylish momento to commemorate their day of double-eating.

(And, let's be honest, Christmas didn't really take off until they started cashing in on that tubby guy with the beard!)

So, because (a few of) you demanded it, we are proud to present our official line of Double Steak Day swag, including tee-shirts, greeting cards, baby bibs, wall clocks, and more:

Shirts and More in Store

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